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Neo

by Lori Dake

Neo in ChicagoThe scene in Lincoln Park is primarily known for one thing: pricey sports bars packed with reverting Frat boys and Trixies. However, there is one place where the kids from that one particular school lunch table (you know, that one, way in the back!) congregate and shake their money makers: that place is the Neo.

Whether you’re into the Goth, Punk, Metal or 80s New Wave scene, the DJs here spin it all! There might even be a few 80s pop songs thrown in for good measure. The entire place is decked out in black, the blackest black, the lights are hitting all the right places, the fog machine has that definitive haunted house smell, the floor is open to everyone and the gin and tonics will knock you on your keister! What more could anyone want?

What makes this place truly a cool place to go is that you can dance like a complete idiot without a care in the world, as the regulars there really aren’t taking notes. Really! There are no attitudes at his place, because real underground scenes like this simply won’t put up with it. The other thing that’s great is most people who hit this spot go there spontaneously off the cuff, so pretty much everyone there is looking to get something going, which also kicks a lot of the pretension out the door. Also, that customary meat market mentality is also lacking, so ladies can go there without worrying about some slime ball “accidentally” bumping them over and over.

So if you’re looking to party and go dancing with your friends in what is probably the absolute coolest bar in Chicago, here is what you need to do:

Dress the way you really want to - be it denim, leather, pleather or lace

Dress as lightly as possible or bring your guard dog buddy, since there’s no coat check

Bring cash

Take the train or cab, as parking really sucks

Find your way back into the alley on Clark and go inside

Dance till dawn!

The Vitals

Address
2350 N. Clark St
Chicago, IL 60614
773-528-2622
Neighborhood:
Hours:
Sunday-Friday: 10pm to 4am
Saturday: 10pm to 5am
Parking: Street
Bar: Full Bar
Live Entertainment: DJs, Dancing,